In the Name of God

On the occation of the beginning of the new educational year

 First Day of School

 

I wonder

If my drawing

Will be as good as theirs

I wonder

If they ‘ll like me

Or just be full of stares

I wonder

If my teacher

Will look like Mom or Gram

I wonder

If my puppy

Will wonder

Where I am!

 

By:Aileen Fisher

 

Mother:How was your first day at school?

Son:It was all right except some man called “teacher”who kept spoiling all our fun!

 

Teacher:Why can’t you even answer any of my questions?

Pupil:Well if I could , there wouldn’t be much point in me being here!

 

Teacher:You aren’t paying attention to me.Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil:No,teacher I’m having trouble listening!

 Teacher:Why have you got cotton wool in your ears,do you have an infection?

Pupil:Well ,you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

 

Son : I can’t go to school today!

Dad: Why not?

Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing , all she does is ask questions!

 

Son: I can’t go to school?

Father: Why not?

Son: I don’t feel well.

Teacher: Where don’t you feel well?

Son: In school!

 Father: I heard you skipped school to play football!

Son:No,I didn’t,and I have the fish to prove it!

 

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil:I get up early!

 

Mother:How did you find school today?

Daughter:I just got off the bus and there it was!

 

Mother:How do you like your new teacher?

Son:I don’t.She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn’t give me one!

A friend:What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Lots of blood tests.

 

Pupil(on the phone):My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.

School secretary:Who is this?

Pupil:This is my father speaking!

 Teacher: What are you going to be when you get out of school!

Pupil:An old man!

 

Father:What did you learn in school today?

Son:Not enough,I have to go back tomorrow!

With the best wishes for you and your children.

 

References:

1)Poems about teachers

2)Joking with teachers

3)Funny sentences about teachers and students

 

Selected and provided by:

 Mohammad Golsanamlu

Mgol42@yahoo.com/P.O.Box:448/Khoy city.